My dad: Eh, Germaine, I need your help. Help me find this newspaper article about this guy who got jailed for 15 years.

My sister: I WAS SLEEPING! You woke me up just to make me find an article about a guy who was jailed for 15 years?! You want this for work or for fun?

My dad: WORK LAH! I need to analyse this psychopath. You think I jia pat ah ni eng ah? (I seriously needed help from my sister just to spell that.)

Meanwhile, in the background, my Mommy's wondering about the marvels of the internet.